I’m feeling downright anorexic slacks!
Come to my purple par-tay.
Takin it easy slacks. You can keep the rat race, man.
Did I finally get your attention in my tight black leathery slacks? Good.
Check out my bizness in my colored slack varieties.
Do I look like a real fisherman in these fisherman style slacks? Or just a fisherdouchebag?
F—k belts and elastic. Drawstring slacks are what I’m about.
I live to serve men in my hareem slacks.
