Ladies Doll slacks. Gorgeous aren’t they? They’re for dolls, not fully grown humans, so keep dreaming.
Sweatpants worn as slacks slacks. Everyone thinks you look great. You just know that you feel comfortable. As a bonus you can transition into “workout” mode at the drop of a hat. BOOM
Check out my new I Don’t Know What’s Cool Anymore slacks!! Baggy, awkward, a strangely disarming “clay” color. These short slacks will deliver you to middle age with zero grace or dignity.
Dante’s Inferno slacks. These babies are soaked in the blood of fourth century catholic popes. Wear them and know that all the power of the vatican is behind you! Literally.
Obviously I’m not trying to entice you with my curves slacks!?! Kill two birds with one stone with this combo number. What’s the big deal?
Check out my super sweet elongated hip area slacks!!! I can fit an entire denny’s menu in my pocket. Pretty cool right?